Sil3nc3-will-fall

"You're the first Shadowhunter I've met."
"That's too bad," said Jace, "since all the others you meet from now on will be a terrible letdown."

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calibraptor:

bright-end-of-nowhere:

The only two reactions to this realization.

Weeeee!

(Source: viickodin, via yang-and-yin)

datsenseofhumor:

beyoncevevo:

U KNOW HE DEAD

yeeeeeee

(Source: gotitforcheap, via multi-fandom-polish-blog)

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

(via filikilimerrypippin)

danrocksyoursocks:

I want to get lost in this

(Source: leah-erwen, via digitails)

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(via digitails)

vicktoriyaaaaa:

milsotherapy:

Cutest thing ever

The most precious thing ive reblogged in a long time

(Source: militarysweetiesblog, via digitails)